The Winklevoss brothers are what you would get if Brooks Brothers sold a line of dildos

JFchinajoeflynn.bsky.socialAug 9, 2024 10:05pm

@davidjroth.bsky.social I'm gonna start inviting Kamala to stuff as well. Me and the boys are going to Camden Yards next Sat. If Kamala doesn't show - or at least venmo me money for pit beef at Boog's BBQ - my vote will be in question

Nope. Dildos actually serve a purpose.

IDK, but this seems totally unfair to dildos, even BB’s dildos.

TWinklevoss dildos.™️ I bet he never uses just his first initial.

So the Armie Hammer casting decision was too kind?

Sounds like you’ve never ordered Brooks Brothers “animal style”.

"Winklevoss" sounds like the gunk you have to wash out of a stallion's foreskin every now and then. Branding is important, I guess?

At least dildos have a purpose/function.

Or just WERE dildos. 😉

If only burns were an Olympic sport

God at some point I really hope they just start regulating the hell out of this