My wife is constantly “I want a koala” or “we need to get a meerkat” or “get me a pygmy raccoon” but just ONCE I say I want a Moo Deng and I am being “unrealistic” and “weird” and “concerning”

Meerkats are pretty awful, though.

Embrace the fat floof puff called "Pesto": www.bbc.com/news/article...

Meet Pesto: the fat baby penguin and viral superstar

The obscenely fluffy nine-month-old chick weighs more than both of his foster parents combined.

😅😊😅

Have you tried the ol’ “Awwww, Pablo Escobar had a hippo”?

PABLO ESCOBAR HAD HIPPOS WHY NOT POPEHAT

Theres also those Chinese dog pandas 🐼 Middle ground? 😄

This only means you have finally gotten negotiating leverage on exotic mascots. 😌

i sent this to my wife and now we're arguing again over whether she can have a hedgehog, so thanks for that i guess

Just ask for a honey badger youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?...

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)

YouTube video by czg123

It's usually a capybara here