OK but to be fair Tesla doesn’t really consider its employees to be people so

There really is no stock that deserves to drop to zero more, basically fraud at this point

So basically from the self driving cars to the robots, this was just a big puppet show for incels?

Who knew that each generation would reinvent the Mechanical Turk?

This is the kind of shit that got Elizabeth Holmes in trouble.

Optimus is a Greek word for Pinocchio …

I fucking CALLED this the second I saw it doing the peace sign over and over again.

The thing is that if he just marketed it as the latest in telepresence people would probably think it was cool, but he can’t stop being the wizard of oz

Guy: "How much of you is AI? Some or none?" Remote voice operator: "I would say....it might be some....I'm not going to confirm, but it might be some" Potemkin-ass robots

The funniest part is that Robert Scoble broke the news

If it had been an autonomous Tesla robot half the attendees would have died from drinking molten phenol cocktails.