So what I am hearing is that you can use porn to get free pizza or pizza to get free porn
Only if you're a master barterer
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Sounds like a connoisseur...of bad pizza and bad porn. Just what NC needs.
I mean, when I worked for Papa Johns in the late 90s, we'd trade pizza for other foods. I suppose as a currency, it could be worth a porno.
I'm also hearing that he regularly stole from his employer Papa John's which TBH is the most relatable thing I've *ever* heard about him and I hope he doesn't lean into it.
Weeks after the story breaks, he publicly confesses to the weirdest parts of the story, but thinks he can somehow downplay the number of porno pizza parties? Honestly, I’d have more respect for the guy if he just kept denying everything.
"Porn gives people unrealistic and unhealthy expecations of how quickly pizza will be delivered."
Robinson continued, "My dick was out, going in my hand!" He then began to laugh until it turned into a fit of wheezing coughs.
I have a GREAT idea for a business called Hot-n-Ready Pornza
Pizza and porn have a long and complicated relationship together.
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and saying if the pizza man truly loves this babysitter