my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 43

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 40

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 37

in the 6 years ive had my dog i have not *once* gone on a first date without him. thats just what works for my family.

thinking about this text i sent last summer before a first date

happy halloween one year i did a shrek and lord farquaad couples costume with my dog

because the vibe at this particular party was more “hot people in slutty gothic costumes” and less “chef being controlled by rat who dreams of becoming a great chef.”

last year i learned you should clarify the vibe of a halloween party before you show up in a ratatouille couples costume with your dog

my dog and i did a blades of glory couples costume

did you know that you can wear matching friendship bracelets with your dog and nobody can stop you