I am trying to become one of the smoothie people. *Weird Al Albuquerque voice* BIG BAG OF BERRY SLOP. EVERY SINGLE MORNING. I am told I will be healthy if I liquify dem berries and consume them. So I am trying. It's an option.
The citizen looks up with despair and says: "Buuuut Dochtour, iiiiach AM Shhhlavvooozzz ZeeeeZZCHEEEECKKKKK ~~aggressive spittle~~"
A downtrodden citizen overwhelmed by the evils of late stage capitalism goes to the doctor to get anti-depressants and ozempic. The dr says: you should also go see Slavoj Zizek while he is in town lecturing on the evils of capitalism and marxist ideology, he will make you feel better....
Infinitely better than geoguessr though. That handsome geoguessr boy doesn't play this because he's too cowardly and doesn't know history well enough. Street signs can't always save you here mr good hair
timeguessr.com I love this website and I'm doing them daily, but I'm starting to lose my sanity and it's getting very competitive among my friend group. You've gotta get in the 40k range consistently if you a chance of winning. 5+ years off or more than 20km and ur fucked.
There are only a few types of known commercials in 2024: - TRUCK - DRUG - INSURACE - CELL SERVICE - NETWORK TV SHOW OR MOVIE THAT 10 PEOPLE WILL SEE Others have been theorized but never observed.
Nate Silver mansplaining what is political science to the sitting President of the Society for Political Methodology is *chef's kiss*.
please internalize this. people wanna argue with assholes in my mentions - it's not your job nor mine. they're assholes. block them. if they wanna stop being assholes they can do it on their own time.
By the time you're 30, the clock on your microwave and oven should be synced to the second at all times or your not a real adult. 😐