*Every St Stephen’s Day* Nobody:…. Me: Did you know that High Society is the last movie Grace Kelly was ever in, and THAT IS HER ACTUAL ENGAGEMENT RING TO THE PRINCE!! Nobody:… #ChristmasTraditions
Not me crying because a young man stopped traffic to help an elderly lady to cross a busy road
“Won't beat again Hey I need you back in my arms I need love CPR” Peak noughty poetry! What gems can you remember??
The fact that I have my sports psychology sessions in an abandoned pub (with tea and toasties) will never not be funny to me
Came home from Paris this weekend and every time I’m asked what I did at the weekend someone mentions bed bugs and I start itching 🪲
“Away to Paris for the weekend is it? Who’s the fella taking you?” I’m taking myself! Gotta love yourself first 😅✈️
Thanks for having me!