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In "Detachable Penis," frontman John S. Hall recites a deadpan monologue in which he portrays the owner of the titular penis.
After a night of heavy drinking, the narrator awakens to find his penis is missing, which has happened on similar occasions. He looks for it in his apartment, calls the place where the party was to see if they had found it, and asks some people that were also at the party. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to recover his penis.
Depressed, he goes to Kiev Restaurant for breakfast. He then encounters a street vendor who is in possession of the missing penis. He negotiates the price and buys his penis back for $17 ($37.00 in 2023). He cleans and reattaches it at home.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xcfzuztirxzrkzot56o4m77k/bafkreihrnb32hlhmvpmvqfpronyfy3vvml4kzfa36ajfgvi3c6pgvieg5a@jpeg)
They finally finished that documentary about my ex
No one should ever have this information š
Big lesbian energy off Jason Sudeikis to be fair
This picture gave me seasonal depression
Today is my first day of leave and Iām supposed to be deep cleaning the kitchen and throwing shit out ahead of our house move next month but instead my body saw I didnāt have to work and decided to break down.
9/10 Americans canāt identify medium Carolina or Howoming on a map.
Itās more likely that the person who told me that was three billion mosquitoes in a trenchcoat, playing the long game.
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@kermi.bsky.social
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