A natural next step practical effects wise would The Thing

Alt name for “friends with benefits” could be “edible arrangement”

The problem with being horny for getting put into horny jail is that they have to throw you into ever increasingly hornier jails until you finally reach base reality and then the machine elves have to tell you how disappointed they are in you

This was labeled as sexually suggestive on my timeline which makes me think that no Bluesky developers understand basketball.

Hey everyone let’s all tell the English that wasabi is actually mushy peas and see what happens

Man had I died at 30 my life would be just as complete but a lot less pitiful. I really destroyed my life by staying alive, I’ll tell ya.

If you held a foot race on a planet with significantly less gravity than earth then eating beans would have to count as a performance enhancing drug because farting while running would have a measurable benefit. I assume NASA has a plan that addresses this.

that the markets shrug off Zucks losing 50 billion on the metaverse and Musk losing around 30 billion or so on Twitter should make people uneasy that there's a large, dark pool of money out there which is largely what incentivized the CDO/sub-prime crisis of 07-08

No, only Then We Came...but I liked that book a lot. I'll check out his other stuff, too!