Totally worth the subscription for the mud flap pics.

I always thought that a Family Bathroom at a rest stop had a long toilet big enough for 2 parents and 2 kids.

Happy New Year! I couldn’t find those glasses that say 2024 so I just bent up my own glasses into that shape and I think I really messed them up.

Love is holding on to your wife’s nose ring while she blows her nose.

They should offer emergency earbuds for when you are sitting in public without them

Dental insurance isn’t so much insurance as it’s a 50% coupon with A LOT lot of exclusions.

I’m not composting- I’m just lazy about taking out the trash.

Paying for all these streaming services when all I wanna do is watch old games shows with an antenna on channel 37-5348

Everybody dresses like it’s casual Friday down at the docks.

Fun work game- whenever someone says “batch”, pretend they are saying “bitch”