Being a diehard fan of a politician is like having a shrine to your electrician or a votive candle of your plumber. You’re hiring them for a practical job. You’re not dating them.

THERE GOES 36 YRS OF VOTING FOR MORGAN FAIRCHILD DOWN THE DRAIN

Also, you can be mad at your plumber for doing a bad job installing your faucet but not because he didn’t mow your lawn the way you like.

Also they have to be certified and competent. Also, they’re only as good as their last job. Also they can be an ideological fool, and still do their job. Also they can’t count on support from Raytheon when they fuck you over.

But. I won't hire someone that flashes III%er hand signs, puts a fish or cross (or *any* other religious symbols) on their equipment/advertising, flys a Confederate flag, open carries, hates trans people, etc. OR IS PARTY TO GENOCIDE. Even when "being practical" there are limits

Christian evangelics understand this. they have a hard on for Jesus but the hands of Trump to get them closer to the biggest climax of their lives

It’s like believing the stripper really likes you.

Amen to this. I deeply distrust those who put a person before their values.

Are you nuts? Having a great plumber is GOLD, Jerry. Gold.

I mean, get me a good plumber?

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