BREAKING NEWS: A new report by a group of scientists from Harvard and David has revealed the impact on climate science on climate

Breaking News: A new report suggests most people do not know what BOFA represents.

Don’t look at me!

Big think piece coming about the shadowy organization known as “David”.

Harvard & David fruit boxes are popular holiday gifts for NYT reporters.

BREAKING NEWS: A man was found guilty in connection to a burglary at the New Jersey Transit System on Monday night and is awaiting sentencing on the charge for driving a vehicle stolen in a traffic accident on a New York Parkway.

Thanks, David.

Yours was less grim than mine:

Breaking News: A man is killed by an unknown stranger on the way home after a shooting. Welp, nothing has ever been more American.

oh I didn't know the Harry & David box-o-apples company was using Harry's formal name now

Harvard scientists, and David: