The idea that Donald Trump — the most transparent liar in the entire world — could beat anyone in poker is hilarious

PBpbump.comAug 24, 2024 2:04pm

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“They said, ‘Sir, you’re just too good at poker!’”

He couldn’t bluff a toddler but he has demonstrated dumb luck in the past.

Also because he's the world's most inept "businessman"

I have nothing, very bad cards, some people are saying the worst cards, a lot of people, I sat down and I looked at these and I said "very bad, very bad cards", I raise.

I think this is just shorthand for “respondents don’t think women play poker”

“I have the best hand….its like 4 of a kind…some even say it’s like 5 of a kind”

All you have to do is compliment him and he’d show you his cards.

Arm wrestling? 34-felon would run for the exit, crying!

I’m also seriously doubting the arm wrestling.

Proof that Harris can go on Hot Ones and finish him off.