I’m not voting for Biden because he was ahead of me at Baskin Robbin’s and ate the last of my favorite flavor ice cream. Guess I’ll vote for Kamala instead.

The goggles! They do nothing!

a man with curly hair and a mustache is wearing sunglasses and goggles .

Alt: a man with curly hair and a mustache is wearing goggles with windscreen wipers.

There’s a small but growing population of cordcutters who are tired of paying exorbitant fees for less than stellar entertainment.

He looks like my corn on the cob

Sorry, this gif is a little bit too accurate.

a woman is looking up at the sky while sitting in a crowd of people .

ALT: a woman is looking up at the sky while sitting in a crowd of people .

Congrats! Keep on keepin’ on!

Hurrah for Science!

I think I saw this episode of Joanie Loves Chachi: Attorney at Law.

I think they meant wa-po-ing.

Life imitates South Park. This was the premise of the episode where Cartman disguises himself as AWESOM-O 4000, a robot that pitches hundreds of movies starring Adam Sandler, each with a plot just slightly different from the last.

Shhh Eric Cartman GIF

ALT: Shhh Eric Cartman GIF