Day mosquitoes: why?

So now the spotted lantern flies are invading my HOME?!?!

I killed 8 spotted lantern flies today.

Just saw a hummingbird in my backyard for the first time ever so that's obviously super exciting.

Holy shit we have Oasis tickets.

LOL just got free chicken nuggets because some guy recognized me from the Metro ride.

Why does DC smell like onion rings?

I just asked my cat if we were best friends LIKE I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.

I have just now realized that I cannot tell Austin Butler and Joe Alwyn apart.

Double rainbow motherfucker.