I'm immune buddy I don't need your guidance

Call me a yeast infection the way I'm making her pussy shart

Call me queef the way I'm making her pussy fart

Let's see who's coming to Copenhell in 2024 Oh nice TOOL is com- 😴😴😴😴

Pretty sure I've spotted a skinhead at a metal concert so me and my brothers friend are gonna see if we can get him in the moshpit

The second half of season 4 of the Walking Dead is something else. 3 new characters are introduced after the main group a split up. A badass military man on a holier than thou mission. His sexy-badass sidekick/lover and a genius, socially inept scientist who knows the cure. It's perfect

Cheers

A British reply guy who doesn't like to be a nuisance Could I bother you for a bit of banter?

Me: *pulls out bass guitar* wanna hear a little tune? Her: sure Me: *plays the first 4 seconds of the Seinfeld theme* took me 3 months to learn that Her: ... Me: *pointing to piano* I can play the first 6 seconds of piano man too... Took me 4 months

This feels so unnecessarily mean, but it's equally funny