seeing freakin reviews slice his finger made me wince irl

*standing in front of 10 scale figs* uh they should have taught my generation how to make rent and taxes instead of geometry

why are lightning greataxes the best dex weapon in elder ring...

i saws someone call kojima parasocial bro hes hanging out with shioli irl thats just social

but also the buff to axe and flail strong attacks means its always better to do one out of a roll then the awful roll attack they have

buffing medium shields and strong attacks makes dex sword n board less ass

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