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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
turnip shepherd & bad person
48.7k followers355 following8.9k posts
KTkilgoretrout.bsky.social

you: (just gave birth in a bed of straw, husband doesn’t know who the dad is, bunch of weird old dudes showed up to gift stinky cologne) well it can’t get worse me: (the little drummer boy) and-a one and-a two and-a one-two-three-four

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scotclose.bsky.social

I can replace all of you with an all-Jerusalem band tomorrow.

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jimbobmcg.bsky.social

Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

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COdeadcert.bsky.social

And how are you meant to sleep with that bloody great star overhead??

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SMshadymarmalade.bsky.social

Take it away, in a manger!

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Cfizbansghost.bsky.social

****

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DDdavidralin.bsky.social

Could have been worse. A little bassist boy for instance.

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BGfunkndanceco.bsky.social

He didn’t even have good rhythm. The ox and ass kept time.

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TGillkrop.bsky.social

“Are you motherfuckers ready to rock?” was better

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KT
kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
turnip shepherd & bad person
48.7k followers355 following8.9k posts