sir I have some new theories in light of this candid disclosure

You mean to tell me this is a real candidate and not Matthew McConaughey cast as a dodgy sex pest of a politician?

Dude looks like Norm MacDonald’s evil twin

he looks like the assassin who came after alien abductee Max Fenig in the x files

Milk costs too much says the owner of three south American human trafficking operations

Are they using his homes as places to stash the trafficked kids?

"You know I'm something of a human trafficker myself"

The DALL-E prompt for him is "Moe Syzslak if he was a human trafficker."

Obviously he has a sense of humour. 😂

synergy lol

Yikes