now I am still finalizing my sources on this but after extensive investigation the evidence suggests jonathan turley’s great great grandfather impregnated his sister

I mean…I had one great grandpa that was a rum-runner and another in the revenue cutter service so I guess public office isn’t for me?

That's all based on Tsarist ratfucking.

I am absolutely willing to believe his family tree is a circle tbh

Uh ho. What did they find on Trump now?

Evidence also suggests whether you look good in aviators is dictated by genetics

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

OMG, I hadn’t actually read that Turley post all the way through to see the more explicit race psuedoscience at the end.

From the available evidence, this seems to have happened at several points on the family tree.

NOW DO TRUMP!!! OMFG THE INTERNET HAS ONE ZILLION PERCENT DESTROYED THIS MANS BRAIN HOW IS THIS EVEN A THING?!?!

hey hey HEY i heard your great grandaddy misfiled his taxes