surely that’s just, um, pudding on the baseboards and not uhhh

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State Of Disunion (The Four Beasts, Two.)

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that...

Having a beige kitchen and then getting a fancy SubZero refrigerator styled to match your beige kitchen is definitely a choice

I’ve seen model kitchens in Ikeas better painted and trimmed

"We will adopt your baby!"

A kill kitchen: Beige devoid of warmth and personality with moldy baseboards.

What the actual fuck 😐

Never trust a teenager to tape down the plastic sheeting correctly in your murder room.

Having a cosplay tradwife delivering a SOTU rebuttal in a hostage video kitchen setting was certainly a choice.

omething downright Baudrillardian about staging a fake kitchen to communicate a message of how material your politics are.

Her husband is definitely a fecalphiliac and they absolutely defile that kitchen when the kids are asleep.