gop is seething that their entire convention aimed at biden being too old is now a fart in the wind, just a completely wasted enormous messaging opportunity down the drain

“We’re going to use the Democrats’ refund money that we’re totally owed to have ANOTHER convention to DOUBLE nominate Trump and make him the most nominated person in history, so there!”

And unsurprisingly, they're demanding their money back!

I hope we become privy to the hours leading up to this particular playbook. I don’t think it was a weeks-long plan (meaning: since the debate), but omfg if it _was_, and it succeeds, I want to read the SHIT out of it someday

Always bragging about 4-D chess and they couldn’t even look ahead two fucking moves

To be honest their convention seemed like it kind of sucked anyway. I doubt it was getting a bounce.

The oldest Presidential candidate ever nominated by a major party, in all of US history, is Donald Trump

Trump is being totally legit about wanting to be refunded. He feels like he let himself get taken for fucking MILLIONS. Must not be funneling THOSE funds to any personal friends.

That is my favorite part. They just spent SO much time and money being mad about someone who isn't even running, absolute chef's kiss

But they had the starpower of BOTH Hulk Hogan AND Kid Rock