this is like taking a big bite out of a truck stop urinal cake and then putting on airs about how disappointed you are it doesn’t taste like cake

It’s also not going to win talking about Project 2025 (or whatever it’s name is this week). Or any of their other plans.

you remind me of a young Henry David thoreau

She really has got a very difficult job. Sisyfos was lucky compared to her.

Question, let's back up, why do you want this campaign to win?

Even worse - she spent months trying to get the truck stop to sell her own lousy but edible cakes. The stop chose instead to sell Trump urinal cakes at the food counter. So now she eats urinal cakes, miserable, because she can't imagine life outside this weird, gross truck stop.

FWIW JD does eyeliner better than her

Nimrata feeling a bit….

"I really want this discount kitty litter to be the best dinner it could possibly be." "What do you mean you can't eat kitty litter?! It's my favorite!"

It's nice to know that both parties have delusional people who still think it's 1995 and "norms" and "decorum" and "patiently explaining that your policy platform is more beneficial, to win over swing voters" still exist

This simple critique is pure poetry.