the man has a brand, and that brand is go to the bathroom in pairs and keep your hand over your drink

The Dark Knight: “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” Me: “Pfft. Well, that’s glib as f***.” [ALAN DERSHOWITZ] Me: “Okay well that being said”

Doucheowitz IS the 785th dildo.

What has Pee done that Dersh and his pals Jeff and Harvey haven't?

were the child prostitutes forced to massage alan dershowitz even old enough to drink?

Are you referring to P Diddy or Dershowitz?

Dersh never met a sex offender he didn't like.

The Dershow? Fucking seriously?

Oh look, “Diddy Keep his underwear on during that massage from a teen?” Has thoughts on a sex trafficker..

Der Showmer? Did he name it that?

Even The Dersh isn't arguing that Diddy is innocent lol