pete rose died today at the age of 83, surrounded by his most treasured possessions (a janitorial swipe badge to circus circus, a denny’s placemat folded up to contain a variety of call girl flyers over the years, and an ai doctored photo of marge schott dressed as ilsa she wolf of the ss)

my editors are asking me to post a correction. we have no proof the photo was doctored by ai.

He was a player for the Phillies and got a ring

Good work

Today, I learned that John Ashton, Kris Kristofferson, and Dikembe Mutombo died, and I was sad. Then I learned that Pete Rose died, and to be honest, I'm still a little hungry. Should have had a bigger dinner.

Lolololol

Omg 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

He's happy, he took the over.

I have been laughing at this for like two minutes

The 'Ilsa' comment is top notch.

Goddam brilliant! Just like Charles Hustle himself.