clearly david zazlav needs to attain rights to a six part origin story explaining every meaningless easter egg in excruciating detail

How did Tim Roth's character get in the country and why has he turned to a life of crime?!?!

He did. Spent 250 million, then cancelled it.

The one that would actually be good is Esmarelda Villalobos, the cab driver

six part origin story that lasts 10 hours more than the actual movie