"Father and mother are gone. Will is acting like everything's okay. But it's not okay, it's never going to be okay..." Rowan felt strong arms envelop her, drawing her close. She inhaled the smell of old leather and metal and pine. "Shhhh. I know. I know." #mtgmicrofic
Rowan: "Ohmygod Garruk, you're such a pain!" Garruk: "I HAVE A MASTERS FROM OBERLIN, DON'T MAKE ME USE IT."
Eriette: "Alright, my new protegé. Let's get to - what is that noise?" Rowan: "What noise?" E: "It sounds like...pigs?" R, sighs: "Boars." E: "Boars?!" R: "Thirty to fifty of them." E: "How do you know -" [GIANT CRASH] Garruk, covered in boars: "ROWAN YOU COME DOWN HERE YOUNG LADY"
The events of the Phyrexian invasion happen and resonate through the universe. Years pass. The sparks of Planeswalkers sputter and die. [Meanwhile at Oberlin] Garruk: "Finally, I have my Dual Master's in child development and psychology! I can't wait to see Will and Rowan!"
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Gotta get folks out of there, one tiny lifeboat at a time.