Me buying them for 5k and 2sandwiches used to be a popular running gag back in the day-- (jk, jk, bless you Marvel for not hunting me down yet. I truly value our silent agreement of just ignoring whatever it is I do over here!!)

I mean... if we're talking Blondie's Dagwood levels of fancy sandwiches... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Da...

I would literally fight a guy (and lose) for a fancy sandwhich.