"My friend here, well she's a squirter ..."

It seems an injustice to all of us Caitheads

WHO DID THIS ?

Influencer, circa 330 B.C.

Looks like that autumn orgasm is within reach

It's a burden that you carry with dignity and aplomb.

I just know I'd rather shovel it than eat it.

Invest. In. Public. Transportation. Instead.

this literally goes so hard it's unbelievable

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died