Parents of zoomers when their kids disagree with them: "I don't want to argue about this" Zoomer parents when their kids disagree with them: "You're being a debate bro"

Personality is a lot like hair You can change it, but growing it out takes a lot of time and commitment, and removing part of it is scary

White women will literally yell at a manager before going to therapy

"It's the season for giving, not receiving" they said "Finally," I thought "a season for appreciating dommes"

Hey gamers, you ever wake up and can't bring yourself to untap your lands on your untap step?

You see a man's dating profile and it says "aromantic allosexual" in it, is this a green flag or nah?

"Stupid liberal, haven't you considered that i wuv you?"

It's the spooky month! OwO

Cars are made to have you sit on them and ride them? They're designed to be filled up inside and follow your commands? Cars are turbo bottoms for real

Some girls will wear a bunch of cultural signifiers of being trans instead of wearing a dress like normal. It's me, I'm girls