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some kind of egg guy
@kingosleemer.bsky.social
alt-tab addiction. doesn't get jokes. currently resting in the keyhole. fired out of AOL dish linktr.ee/kingosleemer keep left at the fork keep right at the fork keep left at the fork
110 followers187 following1.4k posts
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I don't know who needs to hear this but I can't find my helmet

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scrambled dregs

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an adorable bee singing my neck on repeat

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there is always, no matter where you are in your life, a stalled vehicle ahead

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I mean have you verified with her that she DIDN'T do that? The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, you know.

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every post I've made since getting up way too early this morning has a hundred and seventeen typos and missed words

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can't be a coincidence that this is the same as the number of times stubbed my toe walking to the bathroom to pee in the middle of the night

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starting to think I've been shadow banned because every time I post my shadow goes outside for a smoke

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SK
some kind of egg guy
@kingosleemer.bsky.social
alt-tab addiction. doesn't get jokes. currently resting in the keyhole. fired out of AOL dish linktr.ee/kingosleemer keep left at the fork keep right at the fork keep left at the fork
110 followers187 following1.4k posts