SK
some kind of egg guy
@kingosleemer.bsky.social
alt-tab addiction. doesn't get jokes. currently resting in the keyhole.
fired out of AOL dish
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I don't know who needs to hear this but I can't find my helmet
scrambled dregs
an adorable bee singing my neck on repeat
there is always, no matter where you are in your life, a stalled vehicle ahead
I mean have you verified with her that she DIDN'T do that? The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, you know.
every post I've made since getting up way too early this morning has a hundred and seventeen typos and missed words
can't be a coincidence that this is the same as the number of times stubbed my toe walking to the bathroom to pee in the middle of the night
starting to think I've been shadow banned because every time I post my shadow goes outside for a smoke
SK
some kind of egg guy
@kingosleemer.bsky.social
alt-tab addiction. doesn't get jokes. currently resting in the keyhole.
fired out of AOL dish
linktr.ee/kingosleemer
keep left at the fork
keep right at the fork
keep left at the fork
110 followers187 following1.4k posts