Remove one letter, ruin a movie: Roocop (Although not really, because Kangaroos Make Everything Better.)
Remove one letter, ruin a movie: _ (it's a Fritz Lang reference)
Remove one letter, ruin a movie: Apocalypse No
Sokath, his eyes like limpid pools in the moonlight
Pretty women out walking with godzillas down my street From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Happy 100th birthday, Jimmy Carter!
Went to see IF earlier this year. Trailer for The Fall Guy starts. Keeps going. And going. Then I realize, they're showing The Fall Guy instead of IF. What gives? Went to complain. Clerk says, "This ticket is for tomorrow." Ooop. That's what I get for buying tickets online after midnight.
When the ambassador retires to his bedroom for the night, he becomes... THE ASLEEPADOR.