I saw a truck for a glove company the other day with a stock photo of a farmer not wearing gloves on the side.

do people really want AI this badly? It's a blight on humanity.

"rewilding" where I am means blackberry brambles.

My first one didn't take and I had to go back and get a second one. I have that story.

that's the OG. I remember staying at a friend's house over night as a kid and they were like "you want some mouthwash?" and I was afraid of mouthwash after that for a long time. it's like "what's the flavor we can use that makes people think, 'yea fuck those cavity creeps!'"

I thought it was soup.

there were no penguins in the middle east.

top stories on the news this morning... crazy new execution method used for the first time and a woman charged with a crime for having a miscarriage. What a world.

I come from a die-hard 49rs family and I really think the Lions deserve it and I feel like Lamar Jackson did a really good job and that team is amazing and despite being really sick of Mahomes and Taylor swift.... I think I might have to root for the Chiefs.

if he was from Ohio he'd be charged for a crime if the campaign dies in the womb.