finally finally finally watched dracula 2000 last night. it's not good. but it does have One Step Closer end credits and gerard butler is doing goth josh groban, walking around with the hover hands you can use to identify a plainclothes cop. 7 ads for virgin records. all in all it's great. 2 stars

every woman who gets turned becomes the same kind of archetypal y2k slut. and it's mardi gras

I have been trying to visualize the hover hands but it just keeps getting weirder the more I try