He was 38 at the time, in case you’re wondering.

He was celebrating his candidate came in #2

I live the mention of Obama as if that clarifies anything

And what in the world does Obama have to do with it?!

thanks obama

Holy shit we're so bad at math in this country. 5000g / 100mg = 50,000.

I smeared my shit all over my crib when Gerald Ford was president full disclosure

you know, i was? feels good to be below the age of culpability again

Whom amongst us, etc…

What in the actual 🤢

"I was young, the olympic team had just lost a gold medal, potatoes yelled at me and the color red is donkey!"