I have characters text a LOT less than they do in real life because have no idea how to make that dramatically (or comically) interesting. Just splicing a fake "text" into the story would be boring.

He's also reminding us how tubby he is.

We have a 2nd Amendment because when it was written we didn't have a 700 billion dollar military. We fought the British by giving farmers rifles and putting a military genius called Washington in charge of them.

Jesus Christ. Does fucking Elon think that Trump/Vance are MODERATES? Musk wants to go to Mars because he's not from Earth.

Nobody lose track. Vance said THIS, and then he said "Oh, and actually won the election." He's a wind-up doll. Not a person.

Rewatched this a few days ago. Wonderful movie.

Jesus goddamn Christ. TRUMP TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE CONSTITUTION, ELON, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD.

America may or may not have a Justice League and Avengers but it sure as shit as a Brotherhood of Evil and a Hydra

Putin and his savages

So the guy that did the attempted coup is not warlike. Yeeeeeahhhhhh. Riiiiiiiiight.