I read the book in 7th grade and still haven't quite recovered

What even IS this!?!? Lmao

I truly don't have the energy to deal with this guy again

Sunburnt!?

The type of old lady I aspire to be

Without a doubt

Apparently much less worried about the right-wing extremism

This is my chosen parenting style. The more I make them roll their eyes, the more fun it is!

Gutted

The longer he talked, the angrier I got. This was 100% more about saving face for the school district and community than it was about protecting the victim of a crime.