by the age of 30 you should have a mountain that you are totally obsessed with and that defines your character Mt. Adams is the default if you're on the east coast, but you can pick others

welp, walked over to the downstairs bathroom and the floor was all wet maintenance said there *shouldn't* be any issues when they changed out the duplex neighbor's water heater ...

props to @swordsjew.bsky.social for giving kofte a shout-out in the most recent Swords & Sandwiches

do you think the headsman ever suffered from executive dysfunction

no one talks shit like a football coach talking about their own team at halftime

one of my favorite football things is when they get the ball and then immediately run backwards for a few seconds and then the guy is like "oh fuck, oh fuck, gotta do something before they catch up, oh fuck"

(teacher voice) yes jimmy that is so correctcore! anyone else feeling answerpilled?

College students and dnd players have those one connecting point

ah yes, the post that cracked a thousand eggs

whenever I look at the name of this site, in my head it rhymes with Lansky, like the mobster