When we started dating my wife said she wanted me to experience all that life has to offer. I have been married, separated, reconciled and something I’m uncomfortable with. What’s next must be divorce, remarrying, and bereavement.

And since I suck at meeting people and dating, I’m going to need a lot of time. I also don’t want to be doing this in my 70’s, so we better move things along. #NotGettingAnyYounger