Didn't you once tell me a story about your dad's houseboat where the spiders got fewer but larger every day?

Pronounce like tamales.

Please sir, may I have another?

Master and Apprentice

We have joy, we have fun, monorailing in the sun.

I slink, therefor I am.

I'm sure your skald would know how to deal with those.

Updating the virus scanner. #covid#needle#injection

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The leather apron cliche is there for a reason....

I imagined the polar bear to be bigger (as they go.)