Love the shades!

Plus I’ve been meaning to get a sword… perfect excuse.

Something Harrowhark esque.

OMFG. Wow...

Sounds traumatizing!

That sounds dire.

Belongs on the list of classic mistakes, like never start a land war in Asia & never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Just as wild the second time encountering this story!

Y'know if he hurt himself more somehow, that'd be fine.

Absolute fuckery.