if it weren't for the date I would have thought this was straight out of Helldump

I got “super spicy” shoyu ramen at a place in DC last night, thinking that it would be spicy by white people standards. Big act of hubris on my part

The cameraman had to wait for the signal indicating that Andrew Garfield had ejaculated to completion.

I know a decent number of Japanese kanji and seeing Chinese characters is a weird uncanny valley feeling

in fairness that’s the funniest element

Cavuto is straight news and sometimes critical of Trump, it’s the evening shows that are the ones to look at

lack critical thinking, can’t tie their shoes, think that mommy disappears when she covers her face,

before anyone freaks out, it's due to cerebellar hypoplasia which is harmless except for causing these balance issues. cats who have it eventually adapt but in the meantime they're wobbly little dudes

Well…you can’t say the Trump campaign wasn’t warned

Sephiroth was going to summon Meteor and destroy the planet. But Cloud can cast Comet and not even kill an enemy mob. So what the fuck