Sometimes I think about how the Saw films would be more palatable to me if it had Lemmy screaming "TIME TO PLAY A GAAAAAAAAAAAME" in it.

You can't judge me for watching SRO because it's only because baseball is not on yet.

There are many great vibes to downtown Chicago in the morning. A Friday morning where it's not as busy and it's just misting is one of them.

Found my next guitar.

It's 2600BC, I have just completed construction on pharaoh Khufu's tomb after 40 years of labor. Finally, time to res- oh, oops, his son - the new pharaoh - Khafre just died. Back to work.

Shampoo implies the existence of legitpoo.

Your friendly reminder to wish @burk.racing a happy birthday today or I will FLY TO YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR ASS LIKE SOME SORT OF EVIL SANTA CLAUS.

Cliff'd be dead less than 12 hours later. Christ. www.youtube.com/watch?v=An6P...

Metallica - Live in Stockholm [Cliff's Last Show (1986)] [Audio Upgrade]

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Okay, kiddies, what did we learn today? When the meatballs and mostaccioli tastes bland as hell, you're going to have a bad time 12 hours later.

"Hey, Noah, you know old songs. I got a joke." "Okay." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Werewolves of-FUCK"