People always think my job sounds cool when I tell them what I do, but the reality is, I spend most of my time just taking what is basically 4 versions of the same video I edited 2 months ago and somehow making it into 56 deliverables. There's also *only* 12 more versions of the longer form ad.

I like to dull people's enthusiasm by telling them (accurately) "I sell cleaning products, insurance and cold medicine"

then you can do Spanish, Canadian English and Canadian French for some weird subset if thise, but probably not all!