ever new tesla feature i find out about sounds like something i'd think was edgy and groundbreaking after getting absolutely blazed and brainstorming with the homies, minus the part where we eventually sober up and realize all our ideas were terrible.

the most batshit thing to me (besides the doors of death) is how they just replaced the steering wheel with a yoke but it still turns like a normie steering wheel, and then lexus made a drive-by-wire system with a functional yoke that adjust steering angle based on current speed like 2 years later

Moby was a car. A big metal car.

When you wake up in the middle of the night from a dream that you think would make for a *really clever* movie plot – then fall asleep again till the morning when you realise that it makes absolutely no sense at all.

That’s precisely Elon’s method

Lack of money has kept me from doing a lot of really ill advised things so I got that going for me