Then the a third dude walks up to the next urinal and just goes REPLY GUY QUOTE POST

This confuses, upsets and delights me all at once.

They're like the sea monkeys of the alien world.

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Living with #ChronicIllness is finely tuning you tobacco intake against your codiene intake so you can still have a normal shit at least once a week.

Am I the the only one who thinks "Poaster's Maddness addled Clout Whore" sounds like a phenomenally cool Soulsborne boss?

Lmao. Somebody did a literally hitler for eating an icecream

You give this guy the aux cable and he's putting on Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water.