Utterly fabulous

Bidirectional wave ripple pattern (& beautiful sunset last night).

Greetings and salutations on the anniversary of your visit to this plane . 🎂🍰🧁

Apropos of nothing in particular: if anyone has any hand-poured small-batch silicone sex toys that they are not fond of and would otherwise throw away, and you're willing to donate them for a science experiment, please email me! (alanna@kekkai.org)

there’s barely 60 years between the lady chatterley ban and 24x7 streaming tentacle porn so don’t let anyone tell you human progress is an illusion

I got to this wayyyyy late but hell yeah

OMFG I'm wheezing hard enough that the cats are concerned. Same Luke Absolutely the same

Yeah . I swear it used to be next to the pin button

whopee cushion but instead it moans

Never Google that one