Conversely, I heard the word 'frolleague' today, which is apparently a portmanteau of 'friend' and 'colleague' and that crashed like a runaway truck into the part of my brain that made me want to burn society to the ground. It took three teas before I started to calm down.

frolleague is like. the fan club for frollo from quasimodo.

Yes, that is truly horrific. An actual linguistic atrocity.