Oh thank God I thought I was the only one

Abandoning your beliefs because you made some people mad would feel even worse. You're not obligated to coddle anyone's feelings

You don't need to take a college course to recognize that capitalism is fascism

To be honest, the Arizona Green Tea fruit snacks were not bad

Blue Trump

Yep sure is. Fuck Israel.

Cool so more violent state authoritarianism

Oh I'm sure liberals called the cops in to come beat people to death

Getting the cops involved is basically attempted murder anymore

Maybe they wouldn't need to text you for money if they're weren't blowing money on Springsteen tickets