Dear Diary Today I addressed some spiffing people at the Party Conference. I told them about my inspired mission to save Western civilisation from the woke mind virus. I received a standing ovulation. I'm pretty sure they think I'm a genius Mary Elizabeth Truss Liz aged 49 yrs & 2 mths
ps. I can't help wondering if I am the reincarnation of the dear dead queen on account of how I am like so regal and shit. Fell asleep practising my wave to my adoring people.
Seruously, where is her family and an intervention ?
The most incompetent PM Britain has ever had.
Who will save us from the Truss virus? Is there any known antidote apart from blocking one's ears?
Have you completely left twitter now? I've just realised I haven't seen you on there for a while.
Britain’s answer to Donold Rump but with even fewer functional brain cells
“Standing ovulation” 🤣
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